Tom Hiddleston as 007? Let’s ask the Hulk

British actor Tom Hiddleston is the latest name to get publicity as a potential new James Bond. Even the august Guardian decided THIS WAS A SUBJECT WORTH WRITING ABOUT after U.K. bookies put Hiddleston as No. 6 in the 007 sweepstakes.

If The Guardian — no tabloid here — has weighed in, then it’s time to do a serious examination. Time to explore the serious subject with the gravitas it deserves.

So let’s get the opinion of the Hulk.

Hmmmm. Sounds like a “no” vote. The Bond sweepstakes continues. Perhaps one day soon we’ll have real news to discuss.