This may be the best hope for an U.N.C.L.E. sequel

Billionaire Warren Buffett (b. 1930), who's old enough to remember The Man From U.N.C.L.E.'s original TV run

Billionaire Warren Buffett (b. 1930), who’s old enough to remember The Man From U.N.C.L.E.’s original TV run

Parody alert

Mr. Warren Bufffett
Chief Executive Officer
Berkshire Hathaway Inc.

Dear Mr. Buffett,

You’re of an age when The Man From U.N.C.L.E. television show was big stuff. Last year, there was an U.N.C.L.E. movie released by Warner Bros. but things didn’t work out for the studio.

But U.N.C.L.E. is such an optimistic concept — West and East united against a common foe — it deserves another chance. And you could be the person to make that happen.

Warner Bros., a unit of Time Warner, is having its problems these days. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice needed to be a billion-dollar blockbuster but fell short. It may have even lost money in its theatrical release.

Warners needs a break. And having a well-known billionaire — one who has a positive image — backing a movie would be a boost to the studio and to Time Warner.

You may ask, “But shouldn’t I back The Justice League movie instead?” The problem is, that would be too obvious. The Justice League is the next huge movie and for Warner Bros. to turn to you for financing would look like panic. Financing an U.N.C.L.E. sequel would be a much more subtle play.

By backing an U.N.C.L.E. sequel (50 percent of the production cost? 60 percent? 70 percent?) you could cast it as an investment in man’s better nature. Afterall, U.N.C.L.E. was the utopian 1960s spy show. It was a post-Cold War show that aired in the midst of the Cold War.

What’s more, your involvement would give Warner Bros. a much-needed boost of good publicity. In turn, that would give you the leverage to negotiate a purchase of a stake of Time Warner stock under good terms, as you’ve done with other companies as explained in a 2014 story. Also, when Warren Buffet takes a stake in a company, it usually results in good press for that company.

Finally, you’re at a stage of life where you’re testing out potential successors for Berkshire. You could give one of those possible successors as an assignment. A test, so to speak.

Finally, if you pursue this course, you’d easily be able to get Alicia Vikander (who just picked up an Oscar for a different movie), Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer to show up for the Berkshire annual meeting. That would be the talk of Omaha.

Just some food for thought.


The Spy Commander


3 Responses

  1. There was a time when you could make a good film for a few hundred thousand. Now that movies cost over a hundred million to make an average film it’s ridiculous to think you raise money with a cake sale.

  2. A basic question is, “Is Mr. Buffett an UNCLE fan?” If yes, then the next question from him would be, “Can this film make money?” The next question, has this open letter be sent to WB? Now, I understand this open letter is ‘just for fun’ but certainly projects have started on whims that became serious.

  3. U.N.C.L.E. was always dear to my heart. I was about 9 years old when I discovered it. The walther p38 into U.N.C.L.E. Carbine. Open Channel D., etc. Everything that was missing from the movie. Uncle Agents save the world. They don’t get to know each other over fist fights. The next U.N.C.L.E. Movie has to turn up the heat, have a harder edge, smarter agents, incorporate the help of some poor working stiff that is whisked away from his boring life to help save the world. Bring UNCLE HEADQUARTERS into the darkness of THRUSH, so the agents aren’t really sure who they are working for. They are fairly young agents. Maybe they have been duped into working for the wrong side. How embarrassing. I am in preproduction on bringing one of my scripts to life, but I would consider working on an U.N.C.L.E. screenplay. In honor of Robert Vaughn.

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