With no real news about Bond 25 to report, the blog is collecting various parody storylines it has posted on its social media outlets.
If Sam Mendes changes his mind (again) and comes back to direct a third Bond film.
BOND 25 (20XX): Bond (Daniel Craig) discovers he was really adopted, sending him on another mission of self discovery.
If Sam Mendes changes his mind *and* Naomie Harris wins the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for Moonlight:
BOND 25 (20XX): Bond (Daniel Craig) discovers he was really adopted, sending him on another mission of self discovery. Meanwhile, Blofeld (Christoph Waltz) escapes prison, killing the father of Moneypenny (Naomie Harris). She swears vengeance, and goes back into the field. The two developments combine in an explosive way.
If Bond 25 takes a lot longer to make than anybody anticipates now.
BOND 25 (2052): For the 90th anniversary James Bond film, Bond (Daniel Craig) and Blofeld (Christoph Waltz) battle to the death in an assisted-living center.
The film brings to an end Craig’s 46-year reign as Agent 007.
“I just don’t want to think about it,” Eon Productions boss Barbara Broccoli says, repeating comments she made in 2015. “I’m in denial. I don’t want to think about that day. Daniel Craig is Bond, forever, as far as I’m concerned.”