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Twitter, founded in 2006, drives a lot of the conversation on social media.
When it comes to movies and TV shows, Twitter often is a medium for fans to express themselves about movies and TV shows. It’s also a way for various media outlets to blast out headlines before publishing stories.
With that in mind, here are some of the tweets that could have been posted in the earliest days of the James Bond film franchise.
Sean Connery’s casting as James Bond is announced.
–They cast WHO? The guy is balding and he has bad teeth!
Production on Dr. No begins
–Dr. No is a half-day behind schedule after its first day of filming! This movie is doomed!
–I hear the reason for the delay was Jack Lord was late. Bloody American!
–Rumor has it the fourth day of shooting was almost a total loss. Does this production know what it’s doing?
–The Dragon keeps breaking down! Lousiest machine I’ve had to work on!
Things get serious when the movie goes to post-production.
–Film Finances, the company that provided the completion bond for Dr. No, has taken over control. This production is doomed!
–Word is Film Finances has impounded a big chunk of Terence Young’s salary until it gets its money back. What a messed up production this is!
The movie comes out
–Felix Leiter?! He wasn’t in the book!
–Hey! They changed the ending! What happened to Dr. No being buried under guano?!
Eon makes From Russia With Love as the second film in the series
–Call Me Bwana? It was Niagara in the book! And it was Marilyn Monroe, not Anita Ekberg!
–I must say Lotte Lenya is far too glamorous to play Rosa Klebb!
–Pedro Armendariz just committed suicide. How tragic! I wonder if they got all the Darko Kerim footage they needed.
–Terence Young was almost killed in a helicopter accident! Is this production jinxed?
–There’s a rumor that they set off explosions for what was intended as run-through. Do these jokers know what they’re doing?
–Hey! They changed the ending! Bond went all the way to Paris in the book!
–I still don’t know about this Connery guy.
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